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[13 Mar 2004|11:38pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

GOOD GOD I FORGOT TO TELL YOU i bought a new bathing suit for the upcoming road trip. SEVENTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS, WITHOUT SHIPPING. i'm going to hell for being so frivolous.

i hope it comes soon.

i'll show off my sexy abs. both of them.

it should come soon. i am impatient. because it's not here. and i'd like it to be. so it should come soon.




here it is, on the right. doesn't the girl wearing it look so happy? that'll be me.

yeah, i can tell you really care about all this.

but getting new stuff is my favorite thing to do.
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[13 Mar 2004|11:20pm]
i had plans to do something with someone tomorrow and i can't remember who or what, help.

i got a fifty cent raise because i don't get caught up in the drama the other sub girls do.

so that's fifty cents more that i'll make.

fifty.

so i was walking around in walmart today, and i sense the presence of pure evil. i look down the aisle and spot my brother, so i immediatley duck down an adjacent aisle. but of course sara is still standing in plain view like a jackass, and wouldn't respond to my wildly exaggerated gestures to hide.

i went to a party, and the pillow i slept on was fucking comfortable. i want seven just like it.

i trapped heidi in the walk-in today and turned off the light. she can yell loudly.

a fifty cent raise.

amy russel turned in an application today. she's so pretty. i want to work with her so i can look at her often.

OH MY HECK at the aforementioned party i was introduced to the most beautiful girl i've ever seen. i could cry thinking about it. oh yes.

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME that i was drinking at shmitty and rob's house, and cordle pissed on the couch? chicken and i were sitting in the living room chair watching the television, and cordle was asleep on the couch. well good ol' cordle just decides to get up, turn about, drop trow and start pissing. i was speechless. literally frozen. but chicken's like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" and everyone else runs into the living room (they were playing dungeons and dragons like the losers they are) to watch. god it was great.

chicken has such pretty dark eyes, also.

he peed on the couch, i tell you.

fifty cents.

i work sunday day shift tomorrow, which is always interesting because it features cron. usually he just ends up driving me around whilst we're on the clock and running errands for shmitty. and i get free cookies, mm mm.

yes, i talk about people from work a lot. this is because i haven't a personal life to speak of.

my eyelashes are seriously long.
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[28 Feb 2004|12:47am]
***FIRSTS**
*First real memory of something: at aunt sue and uncle john's wedding, i wet my pants and took off my undies. i then proceeded to catch tadpoles with my 4-year-old rear exposed to everyone. that was a good day.
*First Best Friend: i do believe it was krista courter.
*First real date: i'll let you know.
Meeting Someone Somewhere - what?
Girl Meeting the Folks - i don't...understand.
*First real kiss: deaf matt! in the bathroom at the community building in the projects.
*First Job: pizza crossing. it's been a year, wow.
*First screen name: playdohlove
*First movie seen: i've no idea. the first i remember was my girl.
*First self purchased album: it was one of my van halens.
*First pets: pokey the goldfish
*First concerns: OH MY GOD I USED TO BE SO UPSET WITH THE THOUGHT OF MY MOM GROWING OLD AND DYING. i would cry about it and make her hold me. i'm sure it was quite depressing to the poor woman.
*First tv show watched: the little koala. anybody remember that?
*First piercing/tattoo: my ears, when i was about 7
*First credit card: they're stupid. my economics teacher said so.
*First enemy: GEORGE MOLAR. we were the two who lived closest to the elementary school (besides jessie schmitzer, but she was always late) and we would run to be the first person lined up on the playground. we got into so many fights.
*First big trip: i'm still waiting for that one.
*First play/musical/performance: my school always had musicals. i was always picked for solos. i hated my fucking music teacher. i was shy, dammit.
*First musician you remember hearing in your house: van halen. of course.


***LASTS***
*Last cigarette: i'm smoking one as we speak.
*Last big car ride: i went to circleville like 3 years ago...
*Last kiss: simon. that fucker.
*Last good cry: like four days ago, after simon announced that he no longer liked me. it was pathetic.
*Last library book checked out: the original sin. and it's the best book i've ever read, get it.
*Last movie seen: i just watched requiem for a dream for the first time on imc. it disturbed me, i got a charley horse from clenching my toes.
*Last cd listened to: the strokes
*Last beverage drank: milk?
*Last food consumed: sour cream and onion chippies
*Last fight: with amanda at work, as always. i wouldn't fight with her so much if she weren't always wrong.
*Last phone call made: work
*Last tv show watched: rocko's modern life
*Last time showered: about a week ago, at the hotel.
*Last shoes worn: my leopard prints.
*Last item bought: cigarettes
*Last ice cream eaten: a mixture of moose tracks and chocolate chip
*Last shirt worn: my zombie nation shirt.
*Last worry: i can't score any drugs
*Last time you were really happy: at work, today, bob saw tiffany's senior pictures and said "WHOS THAT STUPID HO" really loud, and everyone got really quiet...god i laughed so hard.
*Last time you were hurt: i just hit my knee on the table.
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[27 Feb 2004|01:30am]
erin:

You have a need to communicate and express yourself. You are inclined to over intellectualize, and hate to be misquoted. You enjoy a challenge. You can take thought-directed actions. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind.


beth:


You have a tendency to resist change. Don't miss opportunities for growth. You have a love of creature comforts, but must learn to handle money. You need to learn to be expressive. You are a person who cannot tolerate being misunderstood. Your privacy is important to you. You have a rich inner life. You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts.


hutchison:


You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts. You are soft-hearted with a charitable nature. You need to learn faith in place of fear. You are clever, inventive, imaginative and youthful. You enjoy socializing. You need to learn the true value of material possessions. You have a natural protection in life. You are always saved - especially from yourself. You need to learn to give and receive love for love's sake. You have a need to be assured of affection. You try to be prudent. You have good business acumen. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You must learn to give 'wise' service and not be a martyr.



so that's COMPLETELY ON THE FUCKING NOSE. i think the walls have ears...*looks around suspiciously*.

"You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically." -- yes, nothing better than a good physical stroking. that amused me.

i swear i don't believe in such bullshit.
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[16 Nov 2003|01:30am]
[ mood | drunk ]

Some catfish have taste buds over their entire bodies.

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[11 Jun 2003|04:40pm]
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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